Team Profiles
2023 season
LCD Lockett Down Tom Baskerville
Coming off the back of a super bowl winning performance in the last fantasy league, a likely last place finish is on the cards
| Fan since 2017 | 6th season of NFL Fantasy | Supports Seahawks |
Trebz
BGL Beginners Luck Joel Naisbitt
The BL mascot is a Emperor Penguin, which while unusual by itself, is even more odd due to the fact Beginners Luck are located in perpetually sunny South Florida.
| Fan since 2020 | 3rd season of NFL Fantasy | Supports Minnesota Vikings |
Mr Andrew Trebble
RED The Red Rifles Tom Wiggins
Andy Dalton attempted to sue the Red Rifles for use of his likeness in their logo, but the judge threw the case out on the grounds that ‘having to use that face as your logo is punishment enough’
| Fan since 2012 | 10th season of NFL Fantasy | Supports Bears |
I know trebs, but Ste invited me
TBC TBC Joshua James Langlois
They’ve yet to really find their true identity. Hopefully this season they’ll ‘find themselves’.
| Fan since 2005 | 7th season of NFL Fantasy | Supports Denver Broncos |
I was poached from the former league of the Commish
SKY Southport Skylarks Ste Griffiths
Despite it's unlikely locale, the Skylarks attract the best of NFL talent thanks to Southport's subtropical Florida-like climate and what some have called 'exploitative' visa arrangements
| Fan since 2015 | 4th season of NFL Fantasy | Supports Cardinals |
I know Andy since forever
CHE The Cheetahs Naim El-harrati
A team full of misfits with a common goal, to win at all cost. Powered by good old American Chocolate Milk!
| Fan since 2012 | 3rd season of NFL Fantasy | Supports The Dolphins |
Through Ste and our morning coffee ☺️
TPE The Pollard Express Andrew Trebble
The Mahomey's as they are affectionately known, are based in the blossoming community of Liverpool... Huyton! Although Liverpool is strongly associated with Soccer, the good folks of Huyton have ventured further a field as they have drawn weary of the Klopp / Lampard style of play - gravitating to the free wheeling style of the Mahomey's. More recently small section of the fan base have become disgruntled by odd decisions made by the team owner 'Andrew Trebble', specifically not drafting a QB in the first round of the draft (like other more popular owners) and ending up with seemingly no QB options for the upcoming season, this has led to the lesser known 'Trebble Out' movement!
| Fan since 2015 | 5th season of NFL Fantasy | Supports Seattle Seahawks |
Friend of Trebz
TBB The Brady Bunch Bryn Joslin
After doing abysmally for a couple of decades, Hugh Laurie and Tony Robinson bought out the team to see if they could finally take them to the playoffs and ultimately the Super Bowl.
| Fan since 2020 | 2nd season of NFL Fantasy | Supports The Bucs (not because of Brady) |
Josh Kendrew is my brother in law and invited us to join
CCL The category is ‘country love’ Grace Joslin
After being destroyed in the riff off by the bellas and dsm matthews and bakhtiari thought they’d take a punt at redeeming their losing category with an nfl team. This may prove as a further disgrace.
| Fan since 2016 | 2nd season of NFL Fantasy | Supports Green Bay packers |
JK is my brother and roped us in to make him look better I presume
BFM Bijan for men Josh Kendrew
They’ve been in the playoffs fewer times than the Detroit Lions
| Fan since 2012 | 5th season of NFL Fantasy | Supports San Francisco 49ers |
As with everyone, I know Trebs.
NAP Naperville Bearcats Mike Wallbank
Naperville is the city I live in (~30 miles west of Chicago) and Bearcats is the name of the athletics teams at the University of Cincinnati, where I’m employed. It was a historic season for the Cincinnati Bearcats football team last season, the first non-power 5 conference team to make the playoffs, and I really got into college football for the first time and made it to a game, so I had to name my team after them!
| Fan since 2014 | 4th season of NFL Fantasy | Supports Bears |
Invited by Andy. Known him for quite a while due to common hometown!
OLC On it like a Charbonnet Jonny Hubble
Joe Burrow is the whole team it retires once he retires
| Fan since 2014 | 5th season of NFL Fantasy | Supports Packers |
Trebz and Kendrew
CTW Cannot touch my Williams Tom Langlois
Story behind name: Always try to come up with a pun related name including players on my squad. The backstory involves me sitting on the toilet late and night thinking the name would be funny.
| Fan since 2005 | 9th season of NFL Fantasy | Supports Miami Dolphins |
Brother of Josh. Brother in law of Tom B. Friend of Andy from Soul Survivor!
USA Resident American Ethan Langston
Owned by an oil state and everyone hates them
| Fan since 2000 | 16th season of NFL Fantasy | Supports I guess the falcons because I live in atlanta but I cheer for my fantasy players over them, much bigger college football fan than nfl |
Became friends with Trebz when I spent a semester at university of Liverpool in 2016 and have stayed in touch with some of the frontline crew ever since I went there. Still in an FPL league with many of them!
Alumni
ESQ Esquel Collies Helen Griffiths
Rhumba and Mora are the real Esquel Collies. One year they killed 16 birds by grabbing them out of the sky. Now we're gonna crush it like they crush little birdie bones!
| Fan since 2015 | 4th season of NFL Fantasy | Supports Arizona cardinals |
Andy is my friend
PFC Packers FC Brandon Meadow
Packers FC were originally a Peckham-based association football club, but after growing tired of low pay and nil-nil draws, they chose to move the team to the desirable fish-packing district of New England and take up a more interesting sport. (Fact added by the editor)
| Fan since 2014 | 2nd season of NFL Fantasy | Supports Green Bay Packers |
Andy Trebble invited me. Friends since primary school.